White Van


From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 789 entries (closed)

(Paul Skinback, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)

I saw a skip
with T.Watts skip hire written on the side a few months ago. :)
( sadmike, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)

There is
an insurance broker called 'Pratts' near me.
Huge sign outside.
(Spill, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)

I thought all rapists and killers were either lorry drivers
or worked on the fairground
(Mattyboy, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)

if i understand
the statistics correctly, and i think i do, then 95% of all murderers are in my immediate family. aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh.
( stouffer, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)

not since they got jobs
do multi drop deliveries
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)

Or
breakfast TV
( Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)

I drove a white company van for a while.
My attitude while driving it was "its not my van". What did I learn from this experience? Renault Extra vans aren't very quick, but their gearboxes are PERFECT for racing changes, so you can pretend :)
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)