yer, here's mine before the compo changes
I was going to make it a bit different (i.e. not shit), but I couldn't be arsed


From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:17, archived)

o_O

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:19, archived)

My euphemism game is weak.
About 90% of these BAM! straight into my 'huh?!' gland.
But, for what it's worth, I wouldn't say this is badly done in the least. :)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:19, archived)

Maybe we're both just too naive?


*snigger*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:20, archived)

HEY! I'll have you know i'm INCREDIBLY innocent!
Once I glanced at a lady's shin, but i locked myself in the dishwasher for a month to make up for it. I think i learned my lesson.

*fwaps*
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:22, archived)

Yeah
...but you did try to sweet-talk my shin into joining you in the 'steam room' didn't you?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:23, archived)

yer
I was trying to think of something modern and not just a euphemism

but

meh
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:21, archived)

Its a bit like the italian job
Just a prude sexy one sponsored by mazda
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:23, archived)

Why should Mazda sponsor a Vauxhall?
Mazda belong to Ford, Vauxhall belong to GM
( davew27, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)

this IS like sex...
cos you lose interest after you withdraw!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:27, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!
Comment of the day!
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:28, archived)