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Sex sells everything!

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(Jester_, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:06, archived)

old

but marks for effort, as it does look lovely.

(martian, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)

lol old but good

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?, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)

that's

proper cinema advert worthy that is!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)

you can have one as well

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Dill, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)

I've got an electric tooth brush...

It's just not the same anymore...

(BurningFeetMan, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)

whoops.

that's a vibrator you've got there....

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zog why change it now?, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)

You know,

That thought did cross my mind... But you had to go and type it up.

(BurningFeetMan, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)

Wooyayhoupla!

Damn, I need some kind of sex now.

Thanks a lot!

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Nastar, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)

I'm keen,

If you're keen...

(BurningFeetMan, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)

Err, yeah, sure

Wait there.

*RUNS*

*COMES BACK*

Are you a ladywoman?

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Nastar, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)

sex

hmmmm... I think i remember what that is...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)

Indeed

I did that this morning, and I may do it again tonight.

(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:10, archived)

That is a FUCKING awesome Woo Yay.

(BurningFeetMan, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)

Really?

Thanks!

(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)

i could make a dirty comment here.

but i won't.

woo :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:11, archived)

haha

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rogan, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)