Come fatties, feast to your weak hearts content >8\


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(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)

These compos really sneak up on me

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

Shitting fuck!
cat-tux-seam monster!!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)

you!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)

Hello you!
*snuggles*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

*huggles*
y'allright?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)

Not bad, ta.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:40, archived)

*rofls madly*
hahahah look at the one on the bottom left!

hahah!!
Seamless!

Woo!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)

smaller please.
and less chili sauce.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)

I am hiccuping already




*hic*
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

Arf!
'Ning bobs.

how's the finger?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)

sore
started throbbing last night,
but not too bad

get's re-dressed tomorrow
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

What have you done?

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

woodwork
but on his own flesh.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

*winces*
Did he whittle it?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

i now call him 9 finger bobby

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)

Oof.
You mean freebs is now ninfs?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:42, archived)

a whole variety on offer
chilli, garlic, bbq, curry, ketchup, mayo, and baby
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)

*orders keg of baby sauce*

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)

n-n-n--n-n-ninety kb!!
i know they're fat but come on!


*dons flame proof coat*
( TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)

Don's just phoned. He wants his flame proof coat back.
There's room for a few in my bunker though...
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)

*Powerslides through the door*
'allo Proffesseur!

How're you?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)

Bonjour mon ami.
I'm grand ta - sitting in a training room, waiting for my victims trainees to arrive.

And hoping that they don't, so that I can have an easy morning, obviously.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

Tell them the wrong room
and have a go when they don't turn up. Its what our manager does all the time =/

Saw Blood Diamond last night. Much better than I thought it would be. Although Leo's accent was aweful at times
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)

Yeah, I nearly saw that last week, didn't fancy it much though.
So watched Apocalypto instead. Not sure if that was a good decision or not, really.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)

Yea I think I regretted apocalypto
Mel gibson just cant make films that make you feel nice after watching them.
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

Well he's only made the 2 hasn't he?
Let's see what the next one's like.

I'm expecting a slapstick comedy about a couple of Policemen, one of whom is due to retire in a few days and is "too shit for this old stuff".
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)

That'd be origional
Except he'd probabily film it in the "origional language" of the policemen, add subtitles and half the film would be scenes of police brutality.
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)

Haha.
They'd be graphic scenes of police brutality.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)

did he have
'diplomatic immunity' (stupid accent)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)

Nothing stupid about South African accents
Its you brits who talk funny

*edit* but yes, his accent slid around more than a 3 legged dog with rollerskates on ice.
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

numow
spelling is wrong but have it on good authority its an south african swear
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

numow?
I question this good authority of yours.
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)

his name was johanus and he was from south africa
And I know anus is in there!!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)

ahh the heady life of a
NHS IT master ;)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)

=)
master whipping boy
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)

you love it.
slaaaaag
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

*loves it*

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:33, archived)

*joins*
*sips tea*

*watches more 24*
( TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)

Don't you spoil it for me, I haven't seen the end of the first series yet!*






*Yes, really.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)

whoa, that's like......over 4 x 24 hours behind where i am up to
.....the naivety of youth :)
( TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

season 6 is a belter ain't it!

( The Great Architect, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

i can't believe that *insert large spoiler here* happened!!11!

( TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)

Can I come too?
The first time you locked me out and left me clawing pitifully at the door, defenceless and vulnerable!
the other times I've not even tried for fear of rejection

Edit: Guess not WOO-HOO!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

Did I?
I'm so sorry. Of course you can come in. Here, take this life-time pass.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)

Damn you one-day passes!
*re-queues*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)

too big, get it under 50k
or gtfo
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)

under 50k, cheers for that :-)
ding dong
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)

nice one
good stuff, welcome to b3ta
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)

Gitfoe?
Gitfoe!? have they introduced more b3taisms while I was away! Nooooooo!!!!

;)
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)

Ghee is the most important word to remember

( davew27, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)

pfffffftttttttttttt!
your all ghee
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

Arf!
lovely use of seams

well, gotta catch a train...later all!
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)

'ning and cya later!

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)

'ning Weasel.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)

=D
www.b3ta.com/board/6808410
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)

this might be big
but God, it's funny
( Milkman Dan, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)

This

( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)

wow
how the hell did you get it to look so real?
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)

Cor, that one on the right's HOT!
=)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)

she is
its my mum, do you want her number?
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)

No, you're alright thanks mate.



I've already got it.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)

Smooth
^{takes copy of number}
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

Yeah, I got it off her too.
She does some mean work with a strap-on!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)

......*stares*
....dude..
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)

^ what he said.
O_o
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:43, archived)

you know her all too well 8-0
though her vibraters are currently in getting serviced.
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeambiscuit
/ac

(Seambiscuit is on sabbatical)

is this some sort of mong kebab emporium?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)

Seambiscuit's on sabbatical?
How about the Seams Police instead then?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)

hahah
I couldn't believe that was real when I first saw it

they're probably out on calls 24/7
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

They're at the door!!
flush the seams and cheese it!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)

hahahaha
nowai!!
( TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)

ja wai!!

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)

orly?!

( TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)

Yarly!
*must stop before he brings out his owl collection*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)

*stops searching for orly owl*

( TomD Howdy!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)

can it get any biggar?

seams fine though.
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:50, archived)