I have extensive backstory for both characters
about how they both lost their hands in tragic accidents
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:23, archived)

that's terrible
still, gotta laugh, innit

:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:24, archived)