Out of ideas, so I animated one of the other night's efforts

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:04, archived)

C section time!
Woo!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:05, archived)

fucked up!
im sure i saw my missus doing that one night!
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:06, archived)

what the cunting fucktards?
escaping foetus?
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:09, archived)

Spork Death!
silly girl, Chili-Mac Spork is not edible!
( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:10, archived)

morning sickness?

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:16, archived)

That's the most serious
ectopic pregnancy I've EVER seen!
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 3:34, archived)