Hull please


From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:40, archived)

ah yes
I see you favour punch fisting over swan necking.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:42, archived)

ok, if you insist.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:42, archived)

It's such a romantic notion.

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:44, archived)

indeed, tulip.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)

Yes
turnip:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:51, archived)

pft silly streamghost, i am not nipsy, master of turnips is turnips/nipsy..etc !
and i've not seen him for ages.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaw
Well I'm enjoying this compo as I'm am newly single. Had planned a really amazing night as well:)
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:55, archived)

awwww ! i'll be your boyfriend for valentines day
for the first time ever i'm in with a chance of maybe getting something for v day this year. altho the husband thing hates it so maybe not.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:57, archived)

Hahahaha
You couldn't afford me. I demand only the best kebabs!
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:58, archived)

psh, you saying my £38 wage packet wouldn't stretch to your high standards !?!?!?!
you're probably right.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:00, archived)

Well I don't know many people
what could stretch to a mixed kebab!

I'd actually found a hidden place on Primrose hill where I could pitch a tent.
I'd planned a midnight champaigne picnic with a view of London.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:03, archived)

you looking out for kate moss and all the other calebrities.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:06, archived)

Naaa
I checked for dogging but no luck.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)

bend over then.

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:45, archived)

Ladies
first.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:47, archived)

r
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)

r

/edit: severe mindpissage
( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)

ooops
Well they could firt!
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:50, archived)

Twat.
;)
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:51, archived)

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
You said a cunting rude word.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)