I'm going to London for the three days spanning Valentine's
and I'm leaving my wife and children at home.

From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)

best idea so far.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)

Off to the men-only saunas
for a traditional valentines day?
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)

I'm going to stay in a hotel
with a bearded man named Jason.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

are you sure his name isn't Japan?
/read as.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)

I'm really big in Japan.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:56, archived)

My wife is pregnant and due on Valentines!
That's my present sorted!
( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)

My wife is pregnant too.
She isn't due until later though, but she ain't happy with me going away.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)