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(JackLaidlaw, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:39, archived)

rohypnol hearts?

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:40, archived)

I tried that date rape drug the other night
didn't work though. No matter how much I took, nobody would touch me
( Milkman Dan, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:42, archived)

arf

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:43, archived)

A friend of mine (big guy, covered in tattoos) used to order a fruit tingle everytime we went out. He looked dangerous enough that people wouldn't challenge him on this.
Long story short, he took a girl out one time and she ordered a beer. I got a phone call from another friend and we had to go there and carry him out.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)

shit
what's a fruit tingle?
( Milkman Dan, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:50, archived)

It's a cocktail. It's blue and has an umbrella in it.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:56, archived)

Pint of creme de menthe thanks mate
 
www.drinksmixer.com/drink3671.html
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)

Though everything's better with an extra shot of vodka
 
www.idrink.com/drinks/Fruit_Tingle.htm
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)

I'm sure you can understand why the potential rapist was confused.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:01, archived)

not where I come from
www.everythingaustralian.com/wonfruittin2.html
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:26, archived)

Bartenders aren't usually too confused about this.
WHY THE FUCK DON'T THEY MAKE THE SPECKLED FRUIT TINGLES ANYMORE?
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:32, archived)

Lmao
I suppose they are
(JackLaidlaw, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:42, archived)