For the gift that gives bleeding eyes and burning skin nothing says it quite like toxi-card


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( hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:50, archived)

I like this!

(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:51, archived)

polonium 210?
or glow in the dark love muck?

ok so litvinenko need fear it...

damn the ninjing of the image!
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)

Polonium!
I wish i knew which shops sold it.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)

always trust the reg..
www.theregister.co.uk/2006/11/29/polonium_available_online/
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:54, archived)

careful you don;t get ripped off
it doesn't specify how much you get for your money
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)

Now available in handy "Single Target" sachets

(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:58, archived)

butbutbut
that's a biohazard sign

/cuntmode
(.o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:06, archived)

so it is glow in the dark fapjuice!

(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:07, archived)

biological waste tastes like chicken... but it burns my eyes
( hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:10, archived)

make sure you dont get the bird aids... i mean h5n1.. yeah bird aids

(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:12, archived)

is that good or bad bird aids?
( hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:13, archived)

definately bad aids
very clucking bad... shitting lungs kinda bad...
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)

Now I've cheated!
As I am a tard that used the wrong symbol... i've swapped the image on me ftp... ah the beauty of technology, for masking ones shortcomings!
( hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:24, archived)

i get emails about that all the time
but i keep sending them money and get no MAG!C P!LLZZZZ!

*sob*
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:36, archived)

Buwahhahhhahah!
 
Woo.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:54, archived)

Heh!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 0:56, archived)

...
Mountain Dew?
(ianwarren contains mild peril, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:05, archived)