TOATS AND EGG ARE FRIENDS
 


 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:01, archived)

this make me crave an egg on toats!
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)

MISTER SAUCE IS VERY JEALOUS
 


 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:04, archived)

what kind of sauce is that?

( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:07, archived)

watch out behind! it might ketchup with you!
ok maybe i need sleep
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:08, archived)

arf!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:08, archived)

red flavoured
yummy!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:08, archived)

ALAS
 


 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:09, archived)

you must be yolking!
noooo my eggg

enough with the crap jokes already *woks self*
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:09, archived)

ALACK
 


 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:10, archived)

Crumbs!

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)

You heartless bastards.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:12, archived)

a toast, to former comrades!
eggy bread, we'll miss you!
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)

Mitoastis?

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:13, archived)

here's how what your picture shows happened.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:17, archived)

Well, there's a twist.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:19, archived)

i dunno
the cut looks more like he was ripped in half rather than cut with a knife

maybe goatse-man got him!!!!
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:19, archived)

he clearly ripped himself in half with fear.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:20, archived)

hmmm he does have that constipated look yes..
but would someone look constipated while ripping themself in half? i mean.. crap!
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:21, archived)

i always look constipated when i'm ripping myself in half.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:22, archived)

will take your word for it

(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:23, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!
This is a brilliant series.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:23, archived)

BASED ON A TRUE STORY

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:46, archived)

It's Moider!
He's been beaten!
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:10, archived)

Tragic,
that one so young should be whisked away from us so soon.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)

Ovulately seen
the quality of these puns go downhill?
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:20, archived)

i believe we need
all the king's horses & all the king's men
don't we?
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:14, archived)

they're about as good as railtrack
can't put fuck all together
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:16, archived)

no opposable thumbs

well the horses anyway
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:20, archived)

curse this manual dextewity schtuff!

(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:22, archived)

Angry sauce.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)

It must be the sauce that killed them - he's got red stuff all over himself.

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:12, archived)

we have to find the sauce of this, theres a cereal killer!*
*is actually crap

/me is running out of good crap jokes now
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:13, archived)

BASTARDS

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:14, archived)

Japan sauce
it's quite clearly on the label
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:14, archived)

I had egg on toats last night.
 
With sauce, but that's another story.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:17, archived)

no.
it is this story.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:25, archived)

So very true
and so very lully.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:04, archived)

It starts well.
 
As these things do.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:09, archived)

I care not for your toats and egg
for I have PANCAKES!

They are lully really.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 1:10, archived)