together in electric dreams...
ok so this is complete gibberish and the chances of it working are slim to none, and frankly i don't do slim, but bleh, it sorta gets the point across:



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(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)

*wishes he were nerdy enough to understand*

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:20, archived)

*wouldn't wish that on anyone*

(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:21, archived)

sod it, have a science joke in return

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:21, archived)

not only funny, but brilliantly executed
woo yay!
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:23, archived)

but wat! there's more

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:25, archived)

atomic weight of 10
boron..

boar .. on

hehe

i like it! one i can do :D

too much watching catchphrase in a previous life.. how sad
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:27, archived)

surely you mean an atomic MASS of 11
unless you are talking about it's atomic WEIGHT on a planet with a gravitational pull of 10 elevenths of the earth's.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:31, archived)

yeah sure what you said
i prefer physics over chemistry :P

and i know forces are to do with physics but c'mon, its 2:30am and i've had no red bull in like, 3 whole hours, freakin dying here!
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:32, archived)

well, atomic mass of 10.8somthing-or-other
so you were a leeeeetle closer than I gave you credit for
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:34, archived)

10.81 to be completely anal
but whats 0.01 between friends? or mortal enemies, or whatever we are
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:35, archived)

well,
it's less than the 0.81 you were out by...
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:37, archived)

you know..
i think i've had this conversation before

or something similar.. with the REALLY geeky kid from our chemistry class..

he would argue over really small numbers too, but it kept him from fapping during class.. dirty little twunt
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:41, archived)

It isn't stopping me from fwapping

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:45, archived)

ARF!

(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:47, archived)

actually
before i go i just realised my complete and utter cockup

never take the top number and double it... naughty! next time i'll count the blue dots too :P

wait i mean erm, i was always right and the world must change its rules to fit, change gravity god damn you! change!
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:54, archived)

closer than you were at 10

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:36, archived)

Alkyl you for that one
*goes back to studying, really*
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:34, archived)

alkane you first like!
mate!

/chav
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:36, archived)

something about delocalizing your mom's pi electrons
*studies, honestly*
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:38, archived)

can't we move on to wormholes
there's far more inuendo there

plus i can be geeky and drag stargate into it?

no?

ok then

*hugs dvds gently* its ok, i still love you
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)

but but but
electrophilic back-side attack!

My gentlemanfriend has tried to get me to watch Stargate, but I don't know enough to talk about it. Star Trek on the other hand...
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:44, archived)

stargate is a way of life
a way where people don't mention to film because it wasn't very good.
Much like Buffy.
Entirely unlike Firefly.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:47, archived)

mmmmm firefly good
farscape wasnt bad either... actually yeah it was :(
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:48, archived)

It was one of those guily pleasures
like "accidentally" fondling children on the bus
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:52, archived)

accidental? thas where i'm going wrong

(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:56, archived)

*doesn't get it*
but i hated biology, you had to be able to colour in to do that subject! damnit to hell
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:23, archived)

I just happen to remember this from GCSE
I'm a chemistry/physics person really
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:24, archived)

here here
and computer geek too
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:25, archived)

my computer geekery extends only to paint shop pro
and being incredibly irritated by people who type questions into search engines
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:27, archived)

together we can take over ze world!
when it stops snowing..

oh wait it hasn't started yet!

bloody weather forecasters
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 2:29, archived)

a couple of things
1. your in windows and you are trying to do bash commands.
2. if (love == "True") could be changed to if (love) because if love == True then love will be tru and so will teh predicate.
(Lil_john_pi, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 5:54, archived)

bash commands can be done on windows via cygwin..
(stupiduglyfool, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)

RE: CygTwink
That's like pretending you enjoyed the nights anal with a tranny whilst still saying you are straight.
(Slackness, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 15:34, archived)