well, as it's now a compo, have a repost from years gone by...


From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

( DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:14, archived)

Well, It had to be done.
I am sorry, it's not anyone's fault that all of these are glass cocx, it's just that there is a limit to hummus.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:15, archived)

hummus has no limits!!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)

i've seen that image more than i've seen my own cock
three times
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:15, archived)

maybe you should go on that diet
;)
(pdjpdj, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)

This^ beat me to it.aaarrrg

( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)

it's because I have a micropenis
0.5" long when erect. Well, it pleases me.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)

do you wack off
like a hyperactive child playing buzz?




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( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)

lolz
I have to hold my cock with my little finger when I go to the toilet...and more fingers and they get pissed on.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

Are you overweight?
I have an aerobics video you can have by Mr Motivator himself!!
It helped me to lose an entire lettuce.
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)

only if he strips naked and clamps small lizards onto his tender nips

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)

this still gives me glee
even though I've seen it so many times.

Have you got the card in some sort of printable format so that I may abuse your hard work for my own real-life amusement?
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:41, archived)