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( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)

*squints*
Oh my!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)

*squints, too*
Bloody hell - Gerry Adams being sodomised by David Blunkett!

Silly Blunkett! Adams is not Labrador!
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)

Squints 3
Odd i get terry wogan getting it from peter crouch, hey ho.
( edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)

hehehe
000h-err!
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)

Hey mate
Unusual time of day for you to be here. Snow related?
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)

hello
yes, very much snow related.

It was 3 inches deep and coming is sideways when I got up, so i stayed at home
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

Good move!

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

coming is sideways!
great success!
( gravytrain, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

it's super fun!

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

Hehehe
Me and you vacuum cleaner.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

Hang on...
Didn't Rover die in '05?

Good stuff. Clicked.
(sir_spicious2000 word made flesh. Assuming the word is 'sex-mong', Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

Yes
The flesh is more yielding now.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)

I warm the corpse on the radiator for half an hour
don't want a cold cock
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)

Insider tip
warm lightbulb:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

whay if it "goes"
as I "come"?

Down A&E with hot glass up the japseye and a cock that smells of dead dog... again?
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

I made that mistake the first time
You're meant to take it out before you start.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)

get with the 90's
just bung it into the microwave!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:44, archived)

but...
my dad's been dead for over 8 years!!

eeew!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)

again...

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)

No viagra needed...
...he'd definitely be hard already.
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)

shopped pictures only please

( gravytrain, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)

If I take my glasses off it still looks like Filthy...
Phhhhwwwoooooaaaarrrrr....
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)

if you squint hard enough
you can still make out who is fucking who
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

Well one of them is definitely Saddam Hussein

(since he's my dad)
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

hahaha
no, no it isn't. The colour of him is a hint.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

*Squints until eyes pop*

( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)

*blems*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)

blimey
busy stuff
( Milkman Dan, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

haha bloody typical for you

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)

you love it
you big cunt
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)