What Every Bloke Gets On Feb 14th

The real meaning of Valentine's Day

From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(bazvic, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:30, archived)

haha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)

I see what you did there

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)

I used to just get a big credit card bill
- white, not pink
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)

Prezzie or shag?:P
Well I'm having an uneventful St V's day. Finished with the missus a few weeks back.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:35, archived)

Well that'll save you some squids
bonus
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:36, archived)

not really
the amount of booze required to soothe the pain is not insignificant
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:40, archived)

I found that the loss of the female
more than made up for the extra finance required for the extra alcohol requirement :)

How's you Rik...will you be bashing?
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:43, archived)

um unfortunately not
I`ll probably be injecting heroin straight into my cock

but I`m sure it`ll be a great bash!
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:48, archived)

That'll be nice

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:58, archived)

It's finding something to do with the bonus
which is the problem:P
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:43, archived)

Go out and buy some drinks for other girls

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:47, archived)

What?
Vimto?
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)