Text on a...no, not even that.


Also, do please help yourselves to illiterate Valentine's niceness [click for biggar]:


From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:39, archived)

you sir. are too bizarre for words
!
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

wheelybird?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

my thougth exactly

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

I'm confused.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

You crazy n00bs!!!

( Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)

now I'm more confused

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

Inside the pelican baking?
Robustly moustche for sixty three.

THE OTHER BANK ACCOUNT.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:54, archived)

ahaha
It's all clear now.

thanks
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:58, archived)

didn't you hear?
davew27 day is over...
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)

It was my day
It's not over until i say it is

Did anybody actually celebrate January the davew27th?
( Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:58, archived)

I saw about half a dozen people
who had changed their name or created a new account.
Cars were posted, too.
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 12:05, archived)

hahahahaha!
Hurrah! I didn't think anyone would actually do it
( Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 12:06, archived)

that's a bit cute that is.
woo!
( Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

Actually, I like that lots.
*click*
( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

Haha. The first one makes me laugh, and the second one is just fab.
How are you sir?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)

:)
Thanks matey. I'm alright Seņor Gambas, how's you?
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

I'm grand, ta.
Are you still coming tomorrow?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)

Yes'm.
With bells on. Or molluscs. Ain't decided.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)

I'd go with molluscs.
Excellent - I shall see you there then =)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

Indeed you shall!
Unless I deploy one of my many cunning disguises, in which case you'll see either the Viscount Castleragh or Jenny Greensleeves. The conversation will be equally rambling and fractious, though. :)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)

Either way, I'll look forward to it.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:57, archived)

Parasites!
Yay!
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)

compo it
this is the winner!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)

Ha ha
Love the parasite
(GrannyBun Offers you a Werthers Original, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)

I never thought cunting for agatha could be nice.
w/y/h
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

I focking hate card shopping
So I'm gonna buy Ms. Weasel some flowers instead
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

Excuses! ;D

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

*prints*

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

this is totally cocking ace
i'd buy one!

i'd buy TEN!
( fross Read your email on, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

Why stop at ten?
Make it a HUNDRED!
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)

no.
there aren't that many numbers
( fross Read your email on, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)

hahahaha
I fucking love that, I really fucking love that
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)

You are great and I want to be your best friend

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)

Done.
Let's go and throw ducks at bread!
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 12:00, archived)

Yay!
To the kingsmill factory, I shall bring my bestest mallard :)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)

Hahaha!
I love these! More!
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:56, archived)

Fandabbydozy!

( Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)

Oh I love that!
*Cleeeeeeek*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)

that's luvverly
i'm sending that to my boyfriend, he needs the cheeriness
how you btw?
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)

That wins stuff

( Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)

Hah!
You beautiful fool.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

Pfft! :)
Ooh, just noticed - 'twill be beezer to say helloes to yourself and a few other 'nevermets'tomorrow! :)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

hehehe

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)

haha, ftw?!
:P
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)

lying on spikes:D

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)

El grande "lol"
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:54, archived)

*prints out for use*
Woo!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)

Top doodle!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)

Hahaha! Brilliant nonsense.

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)

We must all BEWARE
these terrible disasters
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:56, archived)

hahahaha, that's fantastic. :)

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)

HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)

top stuff

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 12:13, archived)

Haahahahahahahaha, yay.
I would make receiving this card a requirement for marriage.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)