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Posted to the board in print out and give to your loved one size and all in 36k.

From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:30, archived)

Nice.
I think the first verse is all that was needed though.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:31, archived)

me too
stop it where it stops rhyming
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:32, archived)

i dunno
the jarring of the non-rhyme works for me, for some reason. i just hate that font.
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:34, archived)

I agree with you on all points expressed in this post.
But that thing with the chickens, no, not that.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:35, archived)

Chickens is just kinky.
Feathers, on the other hand, are erotic.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:37, archived)

I know, I don't really like the font either
but it's the only one I have that seems to fit the theme and I can't be arsed to search for more fonts at this time of night.
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:37, archived)

I know, but I had a lot of space to fill
and a lot of Valentines Day hating anger to get out.
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:33, archived)

It is all a load of crap isn't it.
We normally save the money for a celebration at a more personally significant anniversary.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:36, archived)

I got engaged on 17th Feb specifically so that I'd find it easier to book tables.
I still celebrate 3 days late.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:39, archived)

What a cunning stunt.
Our anniversary is March the first. So we just wait until then.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:41, archived)

I'm just waiting for the PC brigade to
change the name to national love day, or something shit like that, because Saint Valentine doesn't fit in with Britain's multi-faith society.

Bah! Humbug!
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:39, archived)

You are a nonsense.
Saint is multi-faith, you loon.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:42, archived)

Quiet you,
since when does common sense get in the way of a good rant?
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:44, archived)

Saint Valentine wasn't.
He was a famous anti-semite*
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:44, archived)

I wonder how many jews who celebrate V-day know this

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:01, archived)

_{*May be a big fat lie}
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:06, archived)

seconded
edit: thirded
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:33, archived)

Now correct the spelling.
Otherwise, woo.
( NobbyNobody, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:32, archived)

Spelling?
*whistles innocently*
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:35, archived)

*has lung rot boner*

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 22:32, archived)