Cynical - Moi?


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(misteroz, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:40, archived)

psssst!
Html not BBCode.

Hurrah!
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:41, archived)

i once had so much of sex they took away my licence

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:42, archived)

giving yourself a blowjob whilst driving is generally not advised

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)

<awaits picture>
*actually hopes one doesn't exist* !
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:53, archived)

Can you do it
Any BIGGAR???
( tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:42, archived)

It's within filesize recommendations...

(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)

yeah I'm sure
but my eye's "Pink quota" has been overloaded :(
( tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

that'll be all the porn

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)

Damn you sir
Do you have a keylogger on my pc?

A webcam in my room?
( tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)

Pffffttt......!
That just reminds me of the putdown to people accusing you of being fat;
"Cos every time I fuck your mum, she gives me a biscuit"
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)

i dont know why but i thought that said dog biscuit

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)

Er,
Every time I fuck your biscuits your mum gives me a dog.
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)

Every time I fuck your dog, er, no...

( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)

that's no dog

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

everytime your dog fucks a biscuit, i give you your mum
( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)

thats a space station
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)

It's too big to be a...

Aw hell.
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)

any excuse for a repost...

(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 0:00, archived)

lol
even drunk that's funny, woo for transcending sobriety!
( sock is sock, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 0:41, archived)

*continues to eats dog burger*
huh?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)