The Magnetic Fields sang "Love is like a bottle of gin but a bottle of gin is not like love".
I beg to differ.

Edit: Lordy me, the seams!
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brackishboy cannot be named for legal reasons, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 14:46,
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That makes my eyes hurt
even more than consuming gin through them
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Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 19:14,
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