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From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(Prawnsoda posted this on, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)

That spider
needs to act more goatse
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)

Everyone needs more goatse.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)

even goatse?!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:24, archived)

especially him

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:26, archived)

*voms*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

he'd turn inside out!
maybe create some fleshy portal to another dimension...

whatever, really...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

I just read your reply to me last night.
That's very nice and romantic about the wedding rings. Thrifty too. Good work.

In other news, ning.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

I installed a SIM card in a phone today
and the layout of the connection pads on it were sooooo goatse. Had to stifle a laugh cause I was sitting in front of a customer at the time :)
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)

arf!
;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:32, archived)

hahaha! ^this^
problem is, I couldn't bring myself to touch the box
to give it to her!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)

you couldn't touch her box
are you inclined to a bit of uphill gardening?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

ye... no! wait I um...
hey! whats that *points*
*runs*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)

What an brill idea
*sends to ex*
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:24, archived)

Hooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
It's not just some text in front of a heart
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:25, archived)

some of them were quite nice rhymes
with the word blow job in them though! LOL!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)

ha ha, that'd be ace. nice work on the b3ta branding inside the box


step 1: cut a hole in the box

step 2: put your junk in the box
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

you could turn it into a goatse gift box
containing 1 x gold plated wedding ring, 1 x industrial lube.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

Thanks
I'm going to be singing that all day now
(GrannyBun Offers you a Werthers Original, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

we aim to please

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)

Argh! Its the Mexican Bastard Spider!

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

hahaha
That reminds me of one of my anti-xmas cards...


( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)