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(Pachey, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)

me likey

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)

May I be the first to congratulate you
on this excellent post.
Edit: So, that's a no then?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)

yays
and woos aplenty
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:55, archived)

hahaha

( gravytrain, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)

haha
but what does "any port in a storm" mean?
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)

anywhere to park your boat when it rains
or, to put it another way, something to fuck when you get desperate

or, to put it another way, any hole to force your bloated man sausage up when times are hard

or, to put it another etc
( gravytrain, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)

He likes to drink fortified wine when it's raining.
...or something like that.
(Yamon would like to see the human race killed off, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

Means when times are tough
anything will do.
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

Like two slabs of liver in a pint glass,
or some fat slag with acne and broken teeth.
A ten to two, clubs about to shut, pissed bad decision type of thing.
(Yamon would like to see the human race killed off, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

Liver eh?

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)

Ingenious!
this needs to be made of one of those 3d-ish card thingies, where the image changes if you look at it from a different angle
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

clever.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

cor
didn't see that until it animated

does that make sense?

no?

good

fish slice with that?
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)