I live in Ipswich..get a lot of this...


maybe not as much as we did , mind you...

From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

( The Tig and me, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:22, archived)

I heard that zombie hookers carry lots of VDs
in handbags
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)

it's from gobbling all the turkeys.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:26, archived)

Ah yes
makes sense, really
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:28, archived)

did you know....
male turkeys at Bernard Matthews place were bred like bodybuilders (steriods etc..,) and couldnt mate being so unnaturally big and heavy. So workers there....well you can guess what they had to do....worst job in the world surely? fancy telling someone your a professional turkey wanker??
( The Tig and me, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:31, archived)

i'd rather be paid to do it
then be an amature turkey wanker.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:33, archived)

valenvdtine's day?

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)

You do realise
that you've accidentally used one of your secret stash of transsexual hooker pictures for this?
( Afinkawan, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:28, archived)

secret?
its not secret at all
( The Tig and me, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:40, archived)