try this
www.whatareweyourlinktoanmp3orwavofhowtheeecummingspoemICarryYourHeartWithMeshouldsoundwhenreadoutfindingbitches.org.uk
( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)

I would have been suitably scathing
if that had not been I Love Horses.
( Afinkawan, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)

I think you should forget the peom
and recite "I love horses" by deagostini to him/her (delete as appropriate).
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)