Appologies for crappy artistic ability....


From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

( turb0t, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:37, archived)

you are a tampon

( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:39, archived)

I had a tampon once. I called him Jerry
Tampon is an anagram of Top Man

/FACT

In fact it's been shopped a few times over the years. Only I however got sacked from the then Burton's Group for actually changing the sign around:D

No 5 mention of Xfm for the week:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:41, archived)

Does it cost you to text them?
More than normal text rate, I mean.
(Pachey, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:50, archived)

Naaa
10p I think. I just use the company phone:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:52, archived)

A tampon is a musical instrument
It's a double-headed drumstick. Make what you will of that.
(Norbert Lightowler, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:56, archived)

*blows*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:54, archived)

I thought tampons
were what mountaineers used?
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:57, archived)

crampons

( turb0t, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:58, archived)

No wonder they are uptight.
Do they use the little strings for abseiling?
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:02, archived)

Crampons are why you need tampons
or not as the case my be.
(robotic Murder Suicide Ducks War, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:27, archived)

Oi, answer me
down there
(Pachey, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:01, archived)

OK ffs!!!
I'll go!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:02, archived)

I can do that
But not if you swear at me in that uncouth fashion.

Let's try and get our picture taken with celebrities. :)
(Pachey, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:05, archived)

Roses are red
Blood is too
You're a fucking emo
And I love you
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:39, archived)

Roses are pert
Violet boring
I made a spirt
When you were a-snoring.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:43, archived)

Roses are red
Their leaves, they are green
I'll fuck you so hard
I'll rupture your spleen
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:45, archived)

cringe/lol/ew

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:47, archived)

Hahahaha
Daisies are weary
Posies are yellow
Put that thing near me
I'll mangle it fellow:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:49, archived)

I just need to unzip
and hang in the breeze
Cos once you see it
you'll get down on your knees*


*With a magnifying glass
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:57, archived)

pffft
I had to look closer
It flapped in the breeze.
If it was bigger
I'd could have a disease:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:02, archived)

That's not a disease
That's dried cum you see
or could it be cheese
*tastes* yes, it is brie.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:03, archived)

You may call it a wedge
and that may be well
When you get past the hedge
It's just baby belle:)

Sorry mate could do this all night but it's pub time.

Have a gooden'
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:06, archived)

Good drinking!
:D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:06, archived)

See ya mate.
Well carry this on another time.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:09, archived)

Roses are chocolates,
Violets are parma,
I've got some cattle,
Because I'm a farmer
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:45, archived)

You know what you need to be a farmer though?
*knees in happy sacks*

A couple of acres:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:56, archived)

only the English would pay so much attention to meter
in their poems about cumming on sleeping people.
( hanke, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:48, archived)

It's out national pride:D

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:50, archived)

Unlike spelling :P

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:52, archived)

noo eet noot!

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:54, archived)

roses are brill
violets shocking
if the trailer ain't still
don't come a-knocking
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)