Shall I put some music on, darling...?


From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)

no
no no no

not liking the gore.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)

*Grabs fistful of gore*
*fucks the gore*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)

O_o
You are Clive Barker AICMFP
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)

darn it!i've been found out

*Grabs prof*

*fucks prof*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)

Crikey, you didn't even buy me lunch first!
How rude.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)

Already had something planned for you to nibble on

EDIT: think I'll donate... where do I donate

*money... not Aids*

*Will donate Aids*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

*chokes*

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

Thats m'boy

*again*

*waits til he turn's purple*

Deep breath

*AGAIN... HARDER*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

Mr Bad Aids
You are bad.

Have this:


( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

yay.... will give it to my kids
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

the traditional way
or using this science?
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)

an injection both ends
you decide which
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

I'll get a coin
and I'll toss for it

actually, forget the coin
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:13, archived)

you'll not be a fant of medical programes then.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)

I'm not a fant of anything, to be honest.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

what about endoscopy?

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

I'm going outside.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

You sir,
are a legend
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

icky
SFW?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

it is where I am

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

Haha, me too =)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

proctologist
are yah?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

in fact I should be looking at it
but through a microscope
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)

if that looks like porn to you
you have problems
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

*fwaps
just cos it aint pr0n doesn't mean it'd be ok to have on yr screen in front of yr boss!

*wipes sticky mess on Waspbox
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)

*licks self clean*
*goes back to proofreading inflammatory bowel disease journal*
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)

you have the best job ever.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:30, archived)

*vomits*
( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

*eats and waits for more*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

Ecchh!

( Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

no

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

Waspy, no!
*wags finger*
(Pachey, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

*vibrates*

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

Stop it
Or you'll be made to stand in the corner.
(Pachey, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)

THIS IS



( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

hahahahaha

( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

this would be so funny
If I hadn't been to the urologist yesterday and had seen similar stuff but live!
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)

MUHAHAHAKEKEKEKEKE!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)

that reminds me
I haven't had dinner
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)

if you please
but make it Gorefest then
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)

yes, the album could have the sounds of the rib spreader being used
*CRACK!*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)

My ex
had one of those
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)

I think
I'll send that to a friend... who's having open-heart-surgery on Friday. Sure to brighten his day.
(Swellington Please rebel against my orders., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

for your anus?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

oooh close.....

Japs eye
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

That's what they used to call me..

(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

'nings Grunty!

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

Howdy Prof - how's you?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

I'm grand, ta.
You okay?

I'm off work this week, so not been about much...
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

Spent a not-at-all riotous week in NY
and am really tired now. :(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

Oh dear.
I hope you'll be well-rested and recovered for the London bash?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

Oh yes.....
Yes indeed. See you there?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

Absolutely!
And with that, I'm off into the *shudder* real world for a while. Catch you later, and remember: beware the Day Star, it burns us!
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

Who was that woman who did a song with the same name?
Debbie Gibson or someone?
(Pachey, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

That would be
Madonna
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

Oh yes

(Pachey, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

Well, she did
'Do You Have It In Your Heart' amongst others
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

I still
I still have your dog whistle in my red, pulsating chambers. Not sure how it got there.
(Swellington Please rebel against my orders., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)