Christ.


From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:46, archived)

Ah fuck, another Oxfam appeal
Can't you people let me eat my steak in peace?!
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:46, archived)

arf
'ning
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)

'ning chief
Had a good day?
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:48, archived)

yup you missed my naked 2k post

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:48, archived)

ACTIVATE GLASSCO.CX VISION!
*Beeeennneeeeoooowwww*

www.b3ta.com/board/6862474
Phwoar!

Congrats matey. Er, nice hose
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:50, archived)

Phwoor!!
Be back in 1 minute 25 seconds
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)

Race ya!
go go go go go go go go go go
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:52, archived)

I'm not sure I want to see a photo finish

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)

you marathon runner you

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:52, archived)

Congratulations sexeh ;)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)

cheers mate
but I still wont sleep with you.
I require tits and a mimsy for that
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:55, archived)

I think those are optional

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:56, archived)

Who said I want to sleep with you?
Roll your hose in there, fella ;)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:57, archived)

awww
I was playing hard to get.
I'll have that lobster dinner yet.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:59, archived)

I need a fanny for that :P

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 21:00, archived)

kebab?

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 21:01, archived)

thanks
I do like to make full use of its length and polished end
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)

That's white man's meat you're eating

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)

*swoons*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:48, archived)

Oi saucy, where did you get to at 3pm?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:50, archived)

erm
i tihnk i was drowning my lonliness in chocolate
whoops
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:57, archived)

oh no!
I have choklit here - want some?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:59, archived)

Yea shit I totally missed it too
sorry =/
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:59, archived)

I was on the phone

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 21:03, archived)

Better be
I didn't pay that chef all that money not to go fry up a hobo
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:49, archived)

I was actually shocked by that for a second
They aren't real are they?
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)

can you see a bridge? a helicopter?
or a shark?
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)

Scarily, they probabily are

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)

thats awful
those poor people
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:50, archived)

They love it

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:50, archived)

to be honest, it was probabily self inflicted
I blame the media, like heat magazine.
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)

my thoughts entirely
do a search for a model named "Giseleri" (the top one) and the results will lead you to more just like her.
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:52, archived)

I did a search
and found the top picture at hoaxbusters with a bunch of other shopped ones!
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 21:01, archived)

"poor" being the operative word here

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:52, archived)

naughty
but funny
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:54, archived)

how is being poor naughty?

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 21:02, archived)

Yeh, I'm afraid those shoes are.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:48, archived)

i left a valentines present for you in my profile

( naD, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)

Fucking cor!
:D Nice One
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)

i'm trying to come up with something
for my 10000 post
( naD, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 21:03, archived)

Phwoar!
More naked men in the last few minutes than I can shake my a stick at
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)

Sadly the bodies are.
And it's Not Safe For Work either.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:48, archived)

who would mistake THAT for porn!?

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:49, archived)

because of what exactly?
If you say because there are nipples visible I will shit myself.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:49, archived)

*Hands bog roll*
Mix of that and the lardy women in question:P

I think your boss wouldn't be too happy unless he played Xylophone.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)

*Changes underwear*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:52, archived)

More like
Changes underwear for first time in several weeks.
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)

Changes underwear for first time in several weeks.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:54, archived)

goes out and buys underwear so he can change it.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:57, archived)

er
no, not quite
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:56, archived)

oh ffs
how can that be nsfw? Come on... seriously?!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:49, archived)

what are you referring to?

( Double 2 plums, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:48, archived)

Skeletons are HAWT

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)

I require jesus christ on the bog please

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)

Would
Dear scatting Jeebus on a unicycle.

Be acceptable?
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:50, archived)

that would be lovely
thank you in advance
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:55, archived)

someone has been on thoes pro anorexia sites to much.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)

oh this!
this, yes...this is good!

although you have quite clearly taken that from your anorexic porn collection.
( Double 2 plums, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)

Hahahahaha
Yuck!
( the holly and the ivv, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)

Sorry, sweetheart.
I did warn you earlier I have issues with this woman.... grrr
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:49, archived)

S'ok
*huggles*
( the holly and the ivv, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
*runs and hides*
( naD, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)

i wish that i could look that good
LOLOL
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 20:49, archived)

haha
i knew that was by you!

thought you were staying away?!
( tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 21:04, archived)

I came back!
*huggles*
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 21:07, archived)