Satire?


From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)

( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 23:15, archived)

she's female and eating a carrot

( naD, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)

1 out of 2 isn't bad.

( The Doctor, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)

Are you a real doctor?
I'm halfway there.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 23:27, archived)

Nah I'm just The Doctor.
I'm very slowly working on it though.
( The Doctor, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 23:29, archived)

I'll see you in Leeds
you big emo prick!
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 23:32, archived)

Burny burny.

( The Doctor, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 23:33, archived)

Mnnngh
Knife. Arm. Poetry.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)

who is that bottom half far left
looks like Sven Goran Erikkson on crack
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)

That would be Dr Ian Paisley
with an honourary doctorate in Catholic Hating from Bob Jones University. Where they don't let the darkies shag white people.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 23:29, archived)

what?
they're all cunts.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)

top half
don't use their real names


bottom half call themselves doctor
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)

wins

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)

woo!
in other news, my dad was the first and last bloke to receive his doctorate.

he was the first male to graduate on the course, and after he submitted his thesis they altered the course title so anyone else who started at the same time as him gets a different doctorate
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 23:37, archived)

pfft!
I was wondering how to work Ian Paisley into this one.
I should have used him instead of Frasier Crane.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)