There was an old lady...


From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)

:D
Brillyfab.

Have this peanut flavoured woo.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)

caddy eldorado? nah
what you want is one of these.


( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)

a mate of a mates got one of them
the cunt*

*jeeluss
( mictoboy, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)

my 'boss' has a chyrsler crossfire?
he drives two miles to work. the twat.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

let him
its a shit car
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)

i know but the idiot paid tens of thousands for it and drives it
a few pissy miles a day. he'll break it like that!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)

no fucking way!
he must be immediately stoned to death
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

he's regularly stoned
if that helps
( mictoboy, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

not really
unless you can steal his car while he's stoned
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)

Nah, I still want my caddy.
Gloss black, chrome trim, zebra print seats.

*slides off chair*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

you can't have a black caddy
that's sacriledge

MUST be pink
( mictoboy, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

Blech
I'm not a pink sort of person.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

What he meant to say is you can't have a caddy because they are utter shite





and you don't play golf
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)

*cough* GAY *cough*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

whatever
i'm secure enough in my sexuality to have a pink caddy
if you can't handle it, you're the closet case
( mictoboy, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)

i'm only joking mate

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)

seeing as you don't want it in pink and white i'll allow it
but just this once.

*takes sample from chair to lab for analysis*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

*points*
hahaha!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

haha

( mictoboy, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

Only veg?
No one can live on vegetables!

Perhaps she'll die.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

this^
you need FUCKING LOVELY MEAT!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)

KILL TO LIVE
bruahahahahahaha
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)

pffft!

( Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

Haha!
Woo!
( mr spoons, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)

can this win please?
(though didn't she have a goat as well?)
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)

Yup
the goat was to catch the dog - the cow was to catch the goat.

I suspect Mr Monkeon was saving some space though...
( chthonic, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 17:48, archived)

Hahaha
Fabtabulous!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

that is undeniable genius...
You win the entire fucking interweb...

And I had a woo yay animation, it'd be posted here, but I don't, so you'll have to have the lo-fi version...

Woo Yay Houpla!!
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

nice as always!

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)

Christ, we get the joke now
Will this compo ever end??
( The Legendary Pink Dot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

.
mardy git
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:30, archived)

oops, sorry
did I say that out loud?
(embarrassed)
( The Legendary Pink Dot, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:35, archived)