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[challenge entry] There was an old lady...


From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 259 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)
# :D
Brillyfab.

Have this peanut flavoured woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)
# caddy eldorado? nah
what you want is one of these.

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)
# a mate of a mates got one of them
the cunt*

*jeeluss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)
# my 'boss' has a chyrsler crossfire?
he drives two miles to work. the twat.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)
# let him
its a shit car
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)
# i know but the idiot paid tens of thousands for it and drives it
a few pissy miles a day. he'll break it like that!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)
# no fucking way!
he must be immediately stoned to death
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)
# he's regularly stoned
if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# not really
unless you can steal his car while he's stoned
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Nah, I still want my caddy.
Gloss black, chrome trim, zebra print seats.

*slides off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)
# you can't have a black caddy
that's sacriledge

MUST be pink
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Blech
I'm not a pink sort of person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# What he meant to say is you can't have a caddy because they are utter shite





and you don't play golf
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)
#
*cough* GAY *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# whatever
i'm secure enough in my sexuality to have a pink caddy
if you can't handle it, you're the closet case
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)
# i'm only joking mate
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# seeing as you don't want it in pink and white i'll allow it
but just this once.

*takes sample from chair to lab for analysis*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *points*
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Only veg?
No one can live on vegetables!

Perhaps she'll die.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)
# this^
you need FUCKING LOVELY MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)
# KILL TO LIVE
bruahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Haha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)
# can this win please?
(though didn't she have a goat as well?)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Yup
the goat was to catch the dog - the cow was to catch the goat.

I suspect Mr Monkeon was saving some space though...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Fabtabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)
# that is undeniable genius...
You win the entire fucking interweb...

And I had a woo yay animation, it'd be posted here, but I don't, so you'll have to have the lo-fi version...

Woo Yay Houpla!!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)
# nice as always!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Christ, we get the joke now
Will this compo ever end??
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)
# .
mardy git
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:30, archived)
# oops, sorry
did I say that out loud?
(embarrassed)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:35, archived)