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From the The Black And White Challenge challenge. See all 371 entries (closed)

(Umeeksk subtext? what subtext?, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)

I see what you did there

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

I only see half of it

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)

Maybe you should press ctrl+i?

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

and open my bookmarks sidebar?
whatever for?
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)

So you can see your bookmarks:p
pedant.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)

this^?

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)

that's what i was trying to work out.
all keyboard shortcuts are a mystery to me.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

Alt + F4 makes the computer go faster.

Where's wheely gone?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)

it does too
:)
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

i'm too scared to try that.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

IT's OK to do now and again
Just clocks up the CPU a bit. Nothing dangerous.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)

Press it multiples times for turbo boost
Or windows key then press "U" loads of times quickly
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)

I'd like to belive you but I know what a bunch of bastards you are!!
:)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)

I have taught you well

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)

www.b3ta/board/6875442
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)

GOT ME, YOU FUCKER!
:D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)

MWAHAHAHA!!!!
now bend over!
come on, all you who got caught out by lowly old me!
*unzips*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)

Is it wrong that I actually enjoying being tricked like that?

( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)

We all secretly love it.
its just the shame of not looking before you leap
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

^this
i'll stick with the 4 shortcuts i know,
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)

I live off my ctrl key
Ctrl c/v/i/b/s/alt del/enter
CTRL shortcuts are really worthwhile to learn
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)

my keyboard is in such a stupid position
my typing skills are crap,and my memory
for anything like that is so poor, it's far quicker for me to do things 'the long way'.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)

Can't
....believe I tried that. Puts dunce cap on. Sits in corner.
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)

Haha
I'm not a weasel just for my dashing good looks or silky fur.
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)

I shall
never trust a weasel again.....damn you and your keyboard based japes!!!
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

it's because you are a sneaky git!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

Obviously I meant in photoshop
Last night half the posts were just picture that had been inverted:P

Give it ah hour and you'll see.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)

*frantically presses ctrl-l to no effect*
/mac blog
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

Mac?
Do you guys even have a ctrl button?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)

Yeah
In the same way that men have nipples
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

*frantically presses nipples to no effect

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

*frantically presses nipples*
ahem

*disappears for a few minutes*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)

You've got to hold both nippes and press your belly button to reset

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)

Thanks - I've just been sacked

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)

Mac's have ctrl buttons
to hang jewellery off?!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)

For some reason I read 'Elephants yeah'
and automatically added
'satelites of love'

To make a great new Def Leppard song:)

EDIT: why the apologies? Are you Coka Cola?
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

I don't know why

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)

what on earth is the source from?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

"Cock chippers - The God Awful Truth"

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)

I had no idea they were filming at the time.
'ning mate.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)

you and your Extreme Circumcision pursuits

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)

Well it's pretty much standard
if you're a mason:)
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)

hahaha that could end in all sorts of tragedy

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

where do you get your sources from?
please
( King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

There's a video shop round the corner
that specialises in workmen pr0n, they've got loads of stuff like this
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)

:D

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)

I bet there's a massive crossover market for this actually
Lonely housewives would love it, Gay men of a certain type would love it and manly workmen would buy it from Screwfix Direct to admire the equipment.

They'd probably admire the tools and saws and stuff as well :D
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)

There is a huge market for it..
Reality Porn - combined with DIY tips

I'd buy it - FACT
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

it's everything you could need all rolled into one nice package!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

I bet it's out already out there, somewhere

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)

You're talking to a man who had a wank using an orbital sander
WITHOUT sandpaper, I might add
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)

hahahahahhahahahahahaah
I am scared now. ;)
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)

do they do plumbers working
i love to see a good plunging
( King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

you'll need a mirror then!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

I've got a copy of U-Bend Rodding 4 on at the moment.

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

:D

( King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

I definitely didn't steal if from Wikipedia if that's what you're asking... *shifty*
Alternatively...


(Umeeksk subtext? what subtext?, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

hahahaha!

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

^ this

( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)

ohh
that made me shudder
( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)