i'm surprised no one's done shilpa yet
or rather, i can't be sure they haven't
because b3tards isn't working for me

hmm... whitening is hard

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( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)

She looks like the fit one out of Smack the Pony there.
Woo!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)

sarah alexander?

( mictoboy, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)

Is she the naughty looking blonde one?
No, the traditional good looking one. Dark haired one that isn't a mental.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)

i didn't think you meant doon
that would be deviant behaviour
[edit: fiona allen, i think you mean]
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)

I love her to pieces though
Brilliant lady. I'd go for the blonde one though, she was amazingly naughty (and just yum) in erm.... oooh, what's it called?

Mean Machine is it? Vinnie Jones in prison with Jason Statham. Football.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)

sarah alexander also featured
in armstrong & miller's 'nude practice' sketches, of course
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)

I never really watched them
Was she lovely in it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)

she was naked

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)

*googles Sarah Alexander*
Ew, no, not her. She looks like some sort of swedish 12 year old.

*googles* I do mean Sally Phillips.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)

Sally Phillips is Lully...
She was Sophie in Partridge and I'm a sucker for a Giggling girl...

Hmmm
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)

i was obsessed with sally phillips for ages
until i suddenly realised she was nothing that special
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)

i bet you'd still do her.
given half the chance.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)

Sally is gorgeous!
(she's the sweary one in Brigit Jones, yeah?)
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)

I Love her to bits.. She was so Cute in Partridge...
Hmmm Sally Phillips...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)

alright, she still is nice
but i'm not considering stalking her any more...
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)

Yeah there's only so much room in the hedges opposite her house isn't there...
I mean...
Ermmm
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)

I'd do Shilpa.
Just haven't had the opportunity. :(
( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)

and that still doesn't mean you have a chance. ;P

( prodigy69 apparently I'm a Scots Spag, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)

for the full Jade mutation
stick her in a white trackie
(clut, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)

it can't be that hard as loads of black people are popping pills trying to be white,
only a few weeks ago some people were charged will selling pill with dangerously high levels of the bleaching agent in.

and what about that film 'Soul Man', the brother turned black of that role.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)

that film's been in my head
ever since this competition started
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)

or lenny henry in 'true identity'

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)

eddie murphy & arsenio hall
as the jewish barbers in 'coming to america'
& subsequently in many poorer films
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)