Two jokes for the price of one!

Never say I don't give good value.

From the The Black And White Challenge challenge. See all 371 entries (closed)

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)

hahaha.
yay !
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)

Do I have to pay more though?
I do worry about these things!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:03, archived)

PANTS !
hello my little cherryblossom
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)

As the price of one is zero pounds
it's actually double free!

Stop worrying and spend spend spend! Nothing!
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)

pixies?

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)

have a gold star !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)

YAY
i have a couple of albums so if id got it wrong i would of been ashamed
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)

So you should.
The greatest American band of all time.

FACT!
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)

better than the backstreet boys ?
WOW !
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)

hehe
is that a wolfgang press tshirt btw?
( deodar ant thinks the King Midas Sound album rules, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)

hahaha
lovely
( mictoboy, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)

*WHOOOSH*
straight over my head
clue me in?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)

The Pixies' singer was a white man called Frank Black
(or Black Francis in those days but let's not quibble).
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)

gotcha
thank you :)
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)

I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is.
 
woo!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)

It's the joke that ate itself.

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)

so if man is five and the devil is six then that must make me seven;
THIS HONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN.
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)