Sit down on ya botty and clean mi shoes, ya skinny white bwoy!


No apologies, just straight in from the pub, quick n' nasty...

From the The Black And White Challenge challenge. See all 371 entries (closed)

( Darklord, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:06, archived)

pfffft
christ
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:06, archived)

pfffft
hoff
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:08, archived)

what?
me?
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:15, archived)

yes?
whaddayawant?
(horRidM casual lurker, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:09, archived)

RACIST! gitRACIST! gitRACIST! gitRACIST! git
RACIST! gitRACIST! gitRACIST! gitRACIST!

mod edit: I'm a bit bored, I should probably go to bed
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:07, archived)

Do you like me?

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:08, archived)

I think he does Sir!
'Ning!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:09, archived)

Hello!

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:13, archived)

explain yourself, this isn't racist in the slightest.
feel free to explain yourself in a repeated phrase possibly containing the work cunt, git or any other insult. I personally suggest using the word "faggots", it's actually still quite offensive to people in an odd way.
( Double 2 plums, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:10, archived)

Hey, there, shitty-shitty fag-fag,
Shitty-shitty fag-fag, how d'ye do?

; )
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:13, archived)

Wow, I completely forgot about that song. Now I have something to hum today.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:14, archived)

*dances like dick van dyke*

( Double 2 plums, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:14, archived)

Oh look,
white boys cleaning shoes is funny, because it should be black boys that do it.

I do love casual racism hour.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:07, archived)

i know racism
there is no racism here
( Double 2 plums, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)

Your mum.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:14, archived)

is black

( Double 2 plums, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:15, archived)

sorry
i can't back that up, that was a lie. but it helped me with my argument so for all intents and purposes she is.
( Double 2 plums, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:16, archived)

but it's Queen Vic!
 
Isn't he satirising contemporary social attitudes?
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:14, archived)

Hmm. I don't like your use of the word 'contemporary, but yes, I dare say he would be,
except for the choice of language.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:31, archived)

Cheer up or I'll set the hounds on you.

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:15, archived)

this works strangely well
we are not amused foo'!
( Double 2 plums, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)

Get up off of that thing.
I do believe b3ta is exhaling at the moment. It's beautiful.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Fri 2 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)