Surprisingly, it actually did make him marginally less irritating.


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( Sea Tramp swore at the wrong (ie right) 'people', Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

still deserves death

( Duncoffin is life., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

I now have an image of Jar Jar in my mind
talking like 3PO
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE STAR TREK I DO!
/autocomplete

TJ: buying event tickets on Ebay. Good idea or not?
( 4dam party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

It's a good idea if I'm the seller.
I never rip anyone off.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

Do you have T in the park tickets?
Eh?
Well?
( 4dam party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

i went to the first ever t-in-the-park
it was rubbish
( mictoboy, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

so did I
and it was great.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

bah
you probably got to shag the girl you were with

i didn't
( mictoboy, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

I did
and there was also a bloke who I didn't like who had his crate of beer stolen and lost his hash. All in all a fine weekend!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

I went to the second one
And it was great
( 4dam party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

so did I
and it was great
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

I was right at the front for Kylie
Woo ha!
( 4dam party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

hahaha
I was about a mile back, even on the big screen it may as well have dress a dwarf in a shiny dress.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

That was pretty much what I saw from the front too

( 4dam party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

Fuck me!
Fun lovin Criminals and Hayseed Dixie at the Wickerman. It seems to be attracting bigger names......
( 4dam party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

Ah, sadly not.
I've got an old vacuum cleaner and some Lord of the Rings books though, are they any use to you?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

I could use a sex aid and some toilet paper....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

Then I'm your man!
Err... if you see what I mean...
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

star trek is rubbish.
no kung-fu or special powers. just people in tights on a ship, talking. and talking.

;)
( Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

No special powers?
Mind melding, the shoulder squeezy thing, fantastic foreheads (Cardassians, Klingons) and let's not forget cloaking, warp speed and all that other stuff.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

maybe, but no lightsabers.
rubbish.
( Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

phasers.
And they have more than an on/off function.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

but they don't go zzzzzummmmmm...
and they can't deflect lasers. i think.
( Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

Probably can with enough accuracy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

Sometimes you can net a bargain...
Sometimes you can be Bum-Spanked...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

Not so much a bargain
But I haven't paid too much over face value, so I'm fairly chuffed with it........
( 4dam party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

Yay Grats...
Never been to T... any Good?
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

There was a story about that in the paper recently
Urging caution.
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

Too late!
Goodbye £370
( 4dam party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

he's from Babylon 5 idiot!
;)
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

Not if you get bid-happy and pay too much for them
or they are for a take that concert
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

Dammit!
I was desperate to see the boys again :(
( 4dam party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like...
...Fucking Shaft!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

^get over it, tim.

( Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

It Still Hurts
(Not a Joke)
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

It was a difference of opinion

(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

The Phantom Menace?
Yes...
Fill this in, I'll get some Money out to you by the end of the week...

I call Spaced Marathon!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

i'm on my way.

( Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

*Gets in Supply of Biccys and Tea*
I've got some Fucking Jaffa cakes in my coat Pocket...!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

haha
but it still doesn't make ep1 any better.

Edit : ep2&3 were shite too.
( Aenesis, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)