and in the morning he pisses off
and all that's left is a soaking mattress, a pipe, three pieces of coal, a hat and a prize winning aubergine
( Milkman Dan, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 17:22, archived)

pffft

( bilbobaileybarneybobs is all the fives today, 5 years, 5 months, 5 Days, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)