The US gov't tried to cover it up as a bit of fun
but they weren't fooling anyone


Click for full NSFW Abu Ghraib larks

EDIT: sorry for earlier cock up
please don't bar me

From the Real Life Board Games challenge. See all 335 entries (closed)

(prodder This crack's really moreish, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)

NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK!
not that i care... I'm unemployed!!
MORE OF THIS KIND OF THING!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)

Do it
like this instead.
That way folks don't get embarrasses or offended. (as I discovered after a slip of the cut and paste device)
Anal fisting for President!
.
(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)

nsfw
or the recording studio!
but funny
( Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)

( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

Happy b3taday!

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

Thanks prof.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)

Don't talk to him!
He's a dirty heathen! C];0)


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)

*weeps into baguette*
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)

Aww!
There, there . . . I forgive you . . .

It says I should, in the bible . . . C];0)


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)

"Please disregard poo posts on B3taday"
"............................................................................ _{Quincey 24:4"}
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)

Hahaha!
Fairy nuff!

*offers cayke*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)

Mmm ta.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)

*clicks furiously*
awwwww stupid over-sized broken link
*edit happy b3taday.... didn't notice 1st time round
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)

Thanks for noticing :)
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)

happy b3taday

( Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

Thanks Milkman.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)

happy b3taday
and special 'nings to you all
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

Ooh thanks LDD!
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)

Happy b3taday

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)

Thanks much.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)

Yay!
Someone shares my B3taday!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)

*cuddles*

Jeebz! 5 years. *bows*
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)

*Huggles back*
The Lurking Queen!

I'm thinking of getting that printed on a TShirt.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:01, archived)

*unlocks bunker*
Everyone's invited...
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

Oh goody, I have biscuits

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)

I just made some tea

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)

Perfect
these biscuits are the best & they go great with tea. They are Tesco's Chocolate sandwich biscuits.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)

oooh
ta
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)

*doesn't mention Tim-Tams*

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)

That's... a little NSFW.
Would it be possible to link it please?

/fluffy today

*edit*
Thankyou!

Being fluffy sometimes has better results :)
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

Aaah.
This reply made me feel more calm.

More of this kind of thing.

(but less NSFW please)
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

Fluffy time is eroding more and more
as the original poster fails to link it.

I may have to rant in a minute.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)

Eeeeewww..
tj; what the heck did he post?

www.b3ta.com/board/6975362
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

:|
Blimey. M3's been banned?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)

awww... what've I missed?
:(
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

I don't know myself.
I've just gone through his posts and it doesn't look like he's done anything out of order :/
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)

that's scary
I'd like to know what he did wrong so that I don't accidentally do it
( Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)

I think when you get banned, things are then hidden in the archives
his profile says 24 talk messages, but nothing shows on the search
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)

Hmm odd... But the search only shows the last 7 days doesn't it?
I assume the 24 is 'all time'.
Check glassco.cx...
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)

probably whatever image he posted
in the edited post
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)

probably insulted Rob too many times...

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)

whoa!
what happened? what did he do?
( Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

Ooh Ooh what happened!
*eagerly awaits for gossip to ensue*
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)

?!

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)

archive says.....
?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)

it was a girl deepthroating a tap
wasn't that sexual at all
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)

Fuck's sake,
that's a bit over the top.

Considering things like goatse, a girl deep throating a tap is hardly cause for concern.

Not to mention deagostini. *shudder*
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)

when he's had an erect cock put on the front page
that doesn't sound offensive at all!
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)

that all?
sounds a bit excessive...
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)

gah!
Even if it was offensive, couldn't he have been naughty stepped first?
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)

^this.
That's what the nawty step was created for.

*demands petition*
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)

I got naughty stepped once
for editing a fp post to say 'thanks'
( Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)

wtf?
And I thought I was a board nazi...
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)

hmmm
smells like overkill

or maybe pmt
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)

maybe...
perhaps someone had their tampon in sideways
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)

M3 was a mod, wasn't he?
how strange.
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)

O fer fucks sake

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

What are you trying to say there?
You are a spanging ham toucher?
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)

something like that

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)

Spankitty spang?
Goodnight all. 'Twas lovely as always:)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)