Chess crimes


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( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)

hahahah
einfach classe!
( mictoboy, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)

herzlichen dank!

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)

bitte zehn

( mictoboy, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)

psst
sehr... "zehn" is "ten". but lovely nonetheless
/pedant
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)

knackers

( mictoboy, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)

ity?
edit: oh
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)

i reread what you'd written
and edited

where the fuck are dixon and wow?
( mictoboy, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)

My crystal ball is hazy right now.
You'll have to come back later.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)

just wipe it off

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)

hahahaha
woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)

hahah!
this wins prize!
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)

chiggedy~check yoself

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)

eh?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)

CHECK!!!
CHECK GODAMNIT!!!

:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)

hahaha
I thought so
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)

chortle
(better check yourself - 'fore you wreck yourself)
( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)

Cos takin' dicks up yo ass is bad for yo health

( 4dam party, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)

it's not as grammatically accurate as that I'm afraid.
it's just "dicks in yo ass is bad for yo health"

/pedant mofo
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)

Arf!
Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)

Awesome
8/10 needs more pawn cock
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)

*cough*



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)

hehe

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)

10/10 first rate
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)

INVERSE VAMPIRE COCK
sorry, had to get that out of my system
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)

ah
but she was just a pawn ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)

:D
well read between the lines
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)

I did hope that was intentional
have a cookie
( Mushroom, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)

Hahaha! I'm going to take a rook at this lovely pun thread
It's f'KING great!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)

yay
I could make chess puns all knight
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)

it could go on all knight

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)

woohoo!

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)

mindpissbiscuits!

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)

hahaha
very good indeed Paw!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)

cheers waspy

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)