nsfw at all unless you are a doctor
Mildly NSFW picture that includes an erect phallus

The hand was already there!

From the Real Life Board Games challenge. See all 335 entries (closed)

( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

Ace
Needs more splooge.
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

surely not as then it would be satisfaction
woo to the pic
( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

link it!
ffs
( mictoboy, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

and you were being such a good n00b up until now

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

GOD
Why do people assume that posting massive pictures of cocks is ok?

NSFW - link it to fuck.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

^this to the max.
ffs!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

It's not?
*leaves b3ta*
*joins big cock pictures forum*
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

Hahaha
trust you sir :p
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

forum queue at Budzbar
oops pictures also
oh feck it
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

I haven't been on the Budzbar forum for AGES
*goes*
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

needs more
MASSIVE THROBBING COCK
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

Everything needs more
MASSIVE THROBBING COCK
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

Including you?

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

I supply the
MASSIVE THROBBING COCK

to things that are lacking
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

Is that why you've run out?

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

LOLZ

( 4dam party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

everyone loves the throbbing schlong action

Until the game gets out of hand
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

link it you fucknut!!

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)

go ahead you can laugh all you want
but i've got my philosophy
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

Keeps my feet on the ground

( 4dam party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

and i trust you
you're my friend

but you've got your philosphy
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

I fucking love that song
It's the only BFF song i know though
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

Underground is my favourite
although, they were such a class band
there's too many class tunes to choose from to have a real fave
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

excellent ben folds five quotage.
(:
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

!!
you're actually talking to me??

*panics*

*blushes*

*says something stupid*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

Like "I love you"?
*goes and spoils it all*
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

nicole!!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

PAPA!
*honk*
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

What does link it mean?
n00b question! be nice now
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

They mean
Please can you post the massive source pic of the cock that you shopped. We'd like to see it without the photoshopping

Thanks in advance,

4dam
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

*slaps*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

What the hell are you still doing here.
I thought you'd gone to fuckingmassivecocks.com?
( mofaha, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

I'm still here
Just staring at my own at the moment
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

Link it
means:

DON'T POST PICTURES WITH NAKED ANYTHING IN IT AS SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO FUCKING WORK.

aka. Don't get me fired - make a hyperlink and don't post it on the main board. N00b.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

It means remove the pic
and provide a link to it, and mark it NSFW (not safe for work). Lots of people surf b3ta from work, so we avoid posting stuff that can be mistaken for porn. I think an erect cock falls into that category.
( mofaha, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

*suspects you're right*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

Put a link to the image, rather than including it.
then if you say it's NSFW, people can make their own call if they want to view it.

Y'see - I can do nice, sometimes.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

Hey, how the fuck did you get out?

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

hehe - it's like those old Saturday Morning Serials
"In one bound he was free!"
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

*catches*
*locks in room again*
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

Gah!
Foiled again again!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

It means that the image is likely to get the working folk fired if it's seen by a boss.
'Link it' means to replace the image with a link to it, eg:

Sexual Frustration (NSFW).

The NSFW means 'Not Safe For Work'.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

Ok i see
how did you change the name of the link title?
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

<a href="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55741/1174058811.jpg">This Bit Here is what you will see as blue link text</a>

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

I see...
sorry bout that!
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

Are you going to edit it?
Like a good newbie?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

<a href="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55741/1174058811.jpg">Mildly NSFW picture that includes an erect phallus</a>
replace your image code with the above
( Stilton Cheesewright, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

^this.
And please do it now.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

No problem.
Simply click Edit and use <a href="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55741/1174058811.jpg">Your text (NSFW)</a> instead of the <img src=... tag.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

I've wondered this for a while...
How does one go about posting hypertext without it actually being hypertext, if you catch my drift?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

&lt;tag&gt;
( Stilton Cheesewright, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

You can use &lt; for < and &gt; for >.

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

Ah ha
useful, ta.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

so why is it still there?

[edit] ta!
( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

Hello there :)
Please link this pic, it's not safe for work. Cheers :)
( mofaha, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

( Hummel has had balls removed, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

Seems odd
It's OK to post pics of cocks, or men's arses, and it's funny. Put a ladies front or rear bottom on here and uproar begins.
Is it a gay thing?
(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Fri 16 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)

see i can't see anything
just a bunch of text about how cocks should be linked when they're massive
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 18:02, archived)