If you stay here much longer, you'll all get slitty-eyed

Or my personal favourite:
"Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?"
A legendary wit who one day will be sadly missed...

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( Drunken Sod, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 18:42, archived)

That looks like it's been shopped by an indian!
woo!
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 18:46, archived)

Hahahahaha!

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 18:50, archived)

'ning me dear!
hows you?
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 18:52, archived)

Think
there's potential for something better but couldn't think of anything. Tis monday after all.
( Drunken Sod, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 18:50, archived)

I have a theory about Phil the Greek
Essentially, he is answerable to nobody but his wife, so he can really get away with what he wants and he's just seeing how far he can push it. I'm pretty sure I'd do the same to entertain myself...
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 18:47, archived)

Probably true

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 18:52, archived)

He's not really Greek, you know
The Greek royal family hailed from Denmark - before he got hitched he was Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark. Also, he was not born with a surname - the Greek royal family did not have one. He was just "Philipos", anglicised as Philip.
( Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 19:29, archived)

>:3

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 18:49, archived)

^^^this made me think
of those people who have arse chins!
( King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 18:55, archived)

looks like zoidburg to me! :D

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 19:00, archived)

Made me think
of scrotal-vaginal action...


...but maybe that's just me :¬/
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 19:01, archived)

does that even work?
link?
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 19:02, archived)

Works for me
;¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 19:03, archived)

what link?

( King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 19:04, archived)

that one from Zelda
apparently, this is what you see when you complete the game :)
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 19:10, archived)

This looks like it was shopped
by an Indian!

/upper class racist twat blog
( mofaha, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 19:21, archived)