it's a fucking wedge
it says so in the instructions.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)

rules are to be broken, rolled and inserted into your anus
Cheese FTW
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

you could have at least lubed first of all.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)