*Cues up Benny Hill theme*
*runs away*
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 20:56, archived)

*scantily clad women appear from nowhere and join in*

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)

*runs back*

( loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 20:59, archived)

*presses fast forward button*

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 21:00, archived)

*shoes catch fire*

*Frantically pats flames out*
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 21:07, archived)

and so on....
and so on...
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 21:09, archived)