I took great pleasure
in the fact it was exactly the same. It was almost like it was Wednesday afternoon, 1994 again

"GO FOR THE BISCUITS YOU STUPID WHORE! LEFT! LEFT! OVER THERE. ARE YOU BLIND!!?!? JESUS CHRIST WOMAN! BISC-UITS!"

Although I do get unreasonably angry while watching it
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 23:52, archived)

Someone should organise
a b3ta sycronised Supermarket Sweep watching/commenting event one day.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 23:53, archived)

NEXT TIME YOU'RE AT THE SUPERMARKET AND YOU HEAR THE BEEP...

( Leningrad, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 23:54, archived)

*BEEP BEEP*

( Leningrad, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 23:54, archived)

THINK OF THE FUN YOU COULD BE HAVING ON SUPERMARKET SWEEP!

( Leningrad, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 23:55, archived)

Just iamgine if that really happened
everytime something got scanned, everyone in the supermarket would just look dreamily skywards and smile, thinking of the fun they really could be having.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 23:56, archived)

and then come crashing back to Earth, realising that they are not standing in front of a homosexual Cilla Black botherer, but rather a spotty teenager who's life isn't going as planned

( Leningrad, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 23:58, archived)

next time I'm standing
at the checkout in Somerfields, and I hear the "beep", I'll lean over and whisper in the cashier's ear
"I'm thinking of alllll the fun I could be having". Then I'll take a photo of Dale out of my pocket and
stroke it lovingly
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 0:00, archived)

it'd be funny
if it wasn't true ;)
( Leningrad, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 0:01, archived)

*hides Winton photo from prying eyes*
I never have fun in supermarkets. Honestly.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 0:03, archived)