Grandad: One night my Grandad was on sentry duty, standing there alone in the middle of Africa, when suddenly a sniper fired at him. The bullet was heading straight for my grandads heart but he had that cigarette case in his breast pocket and the bullet hit that instead.
Rodney: Jeez, it saved his life.
Grandad: Well not really, see the bullet ricocheted up his nose and blew his brains out.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 20:30, archived)
till sullivan decided to get with the times, not realising he was 8 years behind them, del boy as a yuppie after we had just suffered the worst recession springs to mind
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 20:33, archived)
although the whole whining married Casandra gets on my tits after while. When that happens I pop in Jolly Boy's and things look good again
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 20:35, archived)
Selecting the black colour with the magic wand tool, and deleting it that way, always shrinks the text - making it look weaker and scrappy.
Thanks in advance to anyone who can help me.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
i use the magic eraser, then make 4 copys of the text and merge to bold it out again
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
although me and text are not the best combination.
what tolerance do you have your wand set to, stun or kill with hammers.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 20:30, archived)
...copy image to a blank channel, colour eveything black you DON'T want go back to your layers
again goto menu selection : load selection : select alpha channel . then fill in colour you want.
Assuming you in photoshop of course
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 20:35, archived)
i don't even understand most of the words you've just written, never mind what you mean.
binary is all numbers to me, i'm no good with numbers.
please don't feel the need to elaborate further on my behalf
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 20:41, archived)
Grandad: They took Nobby away and . . . tortured him! You could hear his screams echoing through the night!
Rodney: Woke you up at one point didn't it?
Grandad: The last thing on my mind was sleep Rodney! But no matter what they done to him Nobby wouldn't say a word!
Del: I bet he didn't ever have his Callard and Bowser to suck on did he!
Grandad: Then it were my turn!
Rodney: They . . . they tortured you?
Grandad: No! But they would have done if I hadn't told them everything I knew!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 20:30, archived)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 20:29, archived)
I mean ain't we got enough drug-addicts without them recruiting more!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 20:28, archived)
i'm probably the only person in the country, bar a couple of choice lines, that hated it.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 20:34, archived)
