Good morning :)
Indeed - I like the sound of the word rather a lot. Although I may have to change again, as my girlfriend uses 'Bats!' on a couple of forums.
( leningrad, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:21, archived)

???
I'm lost. Who were you?
( Mrs Trellis isn't really here, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:26, archived)

'ning mrs.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:27, archived)

Oi oi wooden boy.
'ning everyone!
( Professor Kenny Martin is beside his elf, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:29, archived)

'ning KM

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:30, archived)

*ruffles hair*
How did you get on at the gun shop? ;)
( Professor Kenny Martin is beside his elf, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:32, archived)

they refused to give him one
he had forgotten his ID
looked like a homicidal maniac
AND had bad breath
;)
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:36, archived)

badly.
Apparently they can't sell guns to people who
1) don't have a licence
2) plan on shooting other people

Well bah. Thats like chip shops not selling fish because you plan to eat it.

So I'll throw paperclips at people passing by to relieve said rage

*edit*
*licks paws*
*smooths*
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:38, archived)

works for me
here comes someone now!!
HIYA! take that fucker!!!
uh-oh....
*runs*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:39, archived)

'ning master carpenter dad man!
how art thou?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:30, archived)

Not bad, son.
How was your weekend?

I expect you've brought me loads of washing...
( Professor Kenny Martin is beside his elf, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:34, archived)

nah.
didn't change.
thought it would be a nice surprise for you! now give me a hug!
*stinks*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:35, archived)

Leningrad I think
He changes his name so often, I'm not sure he knows who he is himself these days
( bilbobaileybarneybobs is all the fives today, 5 years, 5 months, 5 Days, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:28, archived)

'ning freebs
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:30, archived)

It's interesting, saying BATS! with a south african accent has been a running joke with my brother and a couple of his friends for a long time.
It all went back to when one of them was a kid, and for some reason (in south africa at the time), asked one of the bellboys in a hotel he was staying at if there were any bats there.

As the story goes, the bellboy then went on a long tirade of "BATS? THERE ARE NO BATS IN THIS HOTEL, HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU".

It has become a regular thing to ask bartenders if they have any bats in their hotel.
( gronkpan I'm your dad, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:26, archived)

I am interested in your story telling..

and would like to sign up to the newsletter
( prodigy69 die glocken Haunebu Xerum 525, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 8:30, archived)