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(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# How needlessly random.
I like it!
Welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)
# 'ning dude.
*raises hand as if to ruffle hair*

*scratches own head*

*chuckles as Weasel flinches*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
# heya KM

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# 'lo mate.
You well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# yep
just processing the second coffee, and the weather's nice too!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# morning men
It's a lovely day here too. I'm sweating like a convict dog in a nursery.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Haha, convict dog in a nursery =)
It's shit in 'thampton. Chilly and foggy.


EDIT: 'ning!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# already? how come?
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# well i made the mistake of wearing a jacket to work
and jena is the second hottest city in germany allegedly.

here's Knut, you've probably heard of him. I thought about 'shopping him but I think he's fluffy enough as he is (not to mention his highly b3taesque name).




(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# i thought that was a blender for a second!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# hahaha
bear smoothie anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# haha
bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Aw, bless.
*tickles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# awwwww
where do you work?

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# in the zoo, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# not neccessarily!!
he could work in the north pole!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# hahaha
I'm not sure if its piss of not
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# lets just call it......
precum
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# not necessarily.
it could be a, uh, bear factory
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# not necessarily.
not, in fact, at all.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# not even a bit?
go on, work in the zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# he's not at my work sadly
I work in a psychology lab in Jena, easternish Germany, despite being all of the scottish.

So I do experiments on humans rather than fluffy little polar bears. But I saw this fella on the german news.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I bet the germans dig your scottish accent.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# :D
Oh yes. Especially my adorably bad german grammar and scottish accent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# good lord! is it like;
och ich ein lieben laddie?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# his sig is proof enough :P

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# :P
ich bin pzykozomatik. ich bin ein großen Expert. :P
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# do you germies have a function key on your keyboards for umlauts and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# öäüöäüöäößßßßöäßüößäöüßöäßößüößäßßßäöüöäöüßöäößü
oh ja

nings

edit: the Z and the Y are also swapped - those crazy goimans

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# no we have extra keys
like this

üüüüüü

ööööö
ääääää
ßßßßßßßßß

And the z and y are swapped round, which makes using computers back in scotland a bit confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# so where do you put said extra keys?
do you just have larger keyboard or are there some letters the germans don't use?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# it's the same size keyboard
but the üöä are in a triangular formation next to p and l, and the keys that were once there are allocated to other keys.

For example @ is AltGr + Q

Fascinating or what?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# that is indeed interesting
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# morning sexy!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# moin moin ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Human experimentation in Germany?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha
If you'll just follow me to this nice shower room sir.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Great picture
I hope he's named after Knut Hamsun
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# arrrgh, can't hear it any more
he's been all over the news for the past week
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# haha
I know. But he's loooooovely.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# how cute
everybody say awww...
(I helped save b3ta! BlackCloud, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
I will shave your eyebrows while you sleep...


'ning
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Ah, well I've foiled your plan already!
Ask mictoboy... I have no eyebrows =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Looking at your profile, I see this is in fact true.
Why the hell don't you have eyebrows?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Pah, who needs 'em?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# humans......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Puny humans.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# feeble puny humans.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)
# stand in the rain for a minute and I'll tell you

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# *blinks copiously and wonders why eyes are so sore*
I do actually have eyebrows...

They're very pale in colour though, I think I stole them from a polar bear.

So they don't show up in pictures very well.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)
# dye em....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Pfft, yeah right.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# you can see beard growth ok tho
can't you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Oh yes.
Everyone can see my ginger beard =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
# and mine!!
ginger beard gang!!!
*high fives*
EDIT: don't leave me hanging dad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# smashing stuff
have you found the kittens yet?
you'll never leaf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *nudges*
i wish!
i had one of those nights
that as soon as your head hits the pillow
you suddenly don't feel the slightest bit tired anymore...
:(
knakered this morning though!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Knakered?
Is that some new kind of nekkid?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# I had one of those nights where....zzzzzzzzzz..
.....and then one of those mornings where... BEEP! BEEP! Frickin' BEEP! BEEP! suddenly happens
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# well you will insist on dating metal mickey
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Wow, I wish I had a Dr Evil alarm clock.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# man I hate it when that happens
I feel your pain, today I was unusually comfortable in bed. the alarm was like audible daggers to my face
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
# No, that was the dagger I was prodding you with.
It was a meat dagger...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)
# haha!
that film was utter bollocks....
not robocop...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
# 'ning ian!!
i liked spotless
especially the bit when he's in the giant sink :D
you have 20 seconds to reply
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# utterutterutterutterutterutteruttershite.
EDIT: 'ning!
hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# I've not seen it but I want to.
Your review hasn't swayed me.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)
# so your boys opinion is meaningless eh?......
ok, thats fine....
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Now now son, you're always over-emotional when you're hung over.
Go and make us both a coffee, that'll cheer you up.

Extra saliva in mine please.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# *hawks*
*gobs*
here you pops! extra frothy!`
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# get used to it ian
you've a whole life time of being ignored to
look forward to....

oh! a butterfly!
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# *hums 'jeopardy' tune*
ning Tets
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)
# G'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# beasts in hats
that is soo cool!
(xtalizer jams on it!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# nice first post!
welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten, you'll never leave...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
# haha how odd. welcome!
and 'ning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# 'lo

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# ha ha!!
woo!

top shop newbie/current boarder with a new fancy name*

*delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# hello tets!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
# 'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# greetings all
would have been a better movie with robocop in it.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)
# to be fair
this is true of all movies
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Everything is better with more robocop
While I've got you to one side, I thought I'd get you up to scratch.

Use the edit button on your post whenever you need to make changes. A lot of n00bs delete the thread and start again. this is bad.
Deleting posts will enrage your fellow b3tans because any conversations we were having under your pictures would be deleted.

Always read replies. many b3tans will try help if you get into trouble.
and ignore the nazis. they thrive on newbie tuesdays
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# your very kind and loving today wheezer McGeezers
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I thought I'd try cultivate this one before he falls astray
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
#
cultivate groom falls astray grows up
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# ahhh, a 'project' of sorts eh?
been a while since you've taken a NOOB under your wing?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# He's worn the last one out now.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# needed more lube...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# thanks bud
Newb tuesday is a great idea, I feel like its the first day at big school or something *hides lunch money.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *threatens*
hand it over piggy....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# *bullies*
its not a bad start actually. Its cool when we get nice newbies.
Last tuesday was stacked with trolls. it was hell on toast
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# I thought that didn't happen until Wednesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# By tuesday afternoon, you could tell there was a storm coming
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# don't even try, we'll find it EVERYWHERE
/proctologist blog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# APPROVED!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)
# hahaha
excellent

anything with robocop in it gets a woo from me

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
# ANDREW!!!!
GET TO SCHOLL THIS INSTANT!!!
if i get another letter home from the headmaster
concerning your consistent lateness i'll! i'll!
*throws slipper*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# I've been on a school trip to Dublin
and now I'm busy doing coursework
so shut it!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# *gawps*
DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT!!!!
*throws remaining slipper*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# sorry
/stressed with too much work
/needs pocket money
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Scholl?
I'm glad I don't have to smell that slipper...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# uh?

woo, and hellllloooo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)
# yay!
woo and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Image size? Check
No seams? Check
Completely off the wall and completely nonsensical? Check

Woo yay and hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)