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(hamchicken&peas works for nuts, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

oh good lord
:|
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

^
what he said.
it's well done though
(ededit: although i should point out that, at 80k, the queen's snatch is a bit big)
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

she has had four kids

( mictoboy, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

so has gary glitter

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

well, he's a massive cunt
so the theory works
( mictoboy, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

best chain of the day

( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

^ this!
I lolled most heartily
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

Me too =)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

( mofaha not wearing a vest, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

don't step on the nose, kids!
it's unstable!
( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

hahaha

( mictoboy, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

and one of them
had fucking ma~hoosive ears!!!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

^this
Very, very this.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

ahahahahahaha!
*sicks a little bit*
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

I do like an allusion to
the Royal Cunt.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

*searches post for Prince Edward*
eh? Where?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

badum...
( Mushroom, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

^

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

Hee hee!
'lo


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

Hahaha!
Mirren's Muff!
Nice 'shopping as well :)
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaa!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

MICTO! This one's not been done! Well . . . not for a few years, eh Phil?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

i don't care anymore
i'm numb to it all
( mictoboy, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

O RLY!?
*bums*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

Treason!
To the Tower with him!

After I've fought my lunch back down...
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

hahahaha

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

on a similar note
Piers Morgan has been quoted saying he bought pictures of Cherie Blair topless.

afternoon /board
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

bought drew from his imagination
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

imagination memory
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

poor bastard

i'm having visions of fried eggs hanging off nails

*bokes*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

*butters bread*
you should always make the most out of a bad situation
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

Wasn't he prosecuted for being a liar once?

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

I don't know
I don't follow his career, he was the editor of the mirror though
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

he's a journalist
it's in the job description
( mictoboy, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

I took those pictures...
to be fair I'd been mixing my drinks that night.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

Somehow managed
a semi
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

niiiice
=D
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

:D

( mictoboy, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

waspbox will be awfully upset....
:)
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

hahahaha
nah, he'll be fine
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

No mention of boxes
"AN APPLE A DAY IS AN APPLE A DAY"
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

so will you do it then?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

I'll do it now!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

I remember now!
I remember Don and George, and a little girl who explained stuff, and some kids sticking a banger up a cats arse. It's all quite vague though
( 4dam party, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

You must remember
On The Lavatory with Frank Hovis

Go here: www.absolutelyandy.com/absolutely/videoclips/index.htm go to the clips page and watch this one "Frank Hovis - flytrap"

Probably best done at home.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

HAHAHAHA

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

Is Don & George on DVD yet?

( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

i don't think any of it is
waspbox has copies though
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

I shouldn't think so
since Absolutely was never released in any format (not in full at least)
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

i jsut discovered that
Absolutely the Vido and Absolutely number 2 were released on video but have since been withdrawn.
there were also books and mr don and mr george was also released on video but they have also been withdrawn!

cunts!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

I have the vido and vido 2 on VHS

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

Me too also as well
And I also have them on dvd, courtesy of a gent at uknova.com. Only vhs quality, but still...occasionally, if you're lucky, mpg versions turn up there too...
( GigerPunk has, most likely, slept since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)

Then I propose a letter writing campaign!
www.absolutely.biz/contact.html
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

I wrote to channel 4 a couple of years ago
they claim they don't have all the masters anymore or something.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

here, I found the emails
Me:
Hello,
While clearing out an old box of videos recently I discovered my copy of “Absolutely – The Vide-o”.
What a great programme! Why was this never released in its entirety, and never repeated? Surely there’s room amongst the endless US sitcom repeats for a re-run of this great British comedy show!
Cheers,

Them:
It's very unlikely that ABSOLUTELY will be released on DVD, however I have
logged your request for a repeat and passed it to our scheduling department.
Many thanks for your interest in Channel 4.


edit/ that was May 2005 - still waiting...
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

Well, you know what the problem there was don't you?
You didn't word it as if it was from the sensible family...
T'choh!
( GigerPunk has, most likely, slept since, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 17:16, archived)

i thought everyone had forgotten
about the genius of absolutely
(paradox75, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

ssssssssssssssStoneybridge!

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

hahaha oh my :)

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

Sox?

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

is it wrong
that this turns me on a little bit?

=D
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

yes
very
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

yeah, it's a smiley for fuck's sake!

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

One would Like To Stick Ones Member In


WOO
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

Helen Mirkin, surely

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

SHE'S GOT SOME PINS ON HER!
the old boiler - WOO!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

i saw this
on the over 60's pr0n channel once
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

off with his head! etc.
did you hear that the Blairs tried to have another child recently?

but the honourable member gave way ;)
( Mushroom, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

(sings)
Fuck you, fuck you,
For curiosity.
To piss, to piss,
Two pistols on my knee.
Arsehole, arsehole,
A soldier I must be.
We'll fight for the Queen's cunt, fight for the Queen's cunt
Fight for the Queen's country

/proud to be British

ninja edit:



/fixed
/x2
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

Hahahaha!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

*bokes*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

haha
that's ace

(rhyme and pic)
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

Love It!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

Genius......
*clicks*
( paranoiaman, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)