I can't believe it's not...

( corington, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:09, archived)

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:10, archived)

arrr
traditional countryside coloured lard, just like momma used to make
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:10, archived)

sounds about right
woo!
( Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:11, archived)

you had
a spider?
( corington, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:13, archived)

I ran the spider blog
www.tomkitching.co.uk/spider/spider.html
it died last night
( Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:15, archived)

oh no!
sorry to hear
( corington, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:46, archived)

It's funny cos it's true
and I am going to need a different reply to this compo.

( Flowerpot Technologies are ganging up on me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:12, archived)

try saying the same thing in different words
it's hilarious because it isn't false
( Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:16, archived)

Noted
Thanks!

( Flowerpot Technologies are ganging up on me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:28, archived)