Obligatory "I don't like SUVs" entry...


Red text on picture for teh win.
(Guillaume67, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:31, archived)

Yes,
but I don't have an SUV
( nhojjohn Only the good dye Jung, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:34, archived)

I don't have an suv either

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:35, archived)

Oh.
Planning to buy one in the near future, are you?
(Guillaume67, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:37, archived)

yeah
I was going to have it modified tho, so that it would run on solid lead and orphans
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:38, archived)

shame it cant run on spam emails

( Dont point it at your face ....there was another cylinder came last night, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:39, archived)

fucking shitty spam emails!

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:42, archived)

No Puppies?
So disappointed...
(Guillaume67, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:39, archived)

hey, I've got to have something comfortable to sit on

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:42, archived)

But all the rest is true of you too!
We could form a support group
( nhojjohn Only the good dye Jung, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:37, archived)

yeah!
we could erm, sit in a group and be like nervously standing up and saying "I'm [your name] I don't own an suv"

then someone else does

then everyone else does, all the time people are nodding and it's like "yeah.. yeah, just like me"

then we go silent and just look at the floor all embarrased

then the time for the session is over and everyone is all smiles and they put their coats on and all that and then go to their respective homes to cry, cry empty bitter tears of suv absence, and to dream of better days, that are either ahead of us, or long.. long gone
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:40, archived)

But i'm not going bald....
What a fucking stupid looking vehicle.
I remember when all this was Land Rovers.
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:37, archived)

like this one?

i miss the long wheelbase defender
( Dont point it at your face ....there was another cylinder came last night, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:41, archived)

Strueth!
Is it wrong that I actually rather like that?
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:44, archived)

theres nothing wrong with being a gay
:(
( Dont point it at your face ....there was another cylinder came last night, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:45, archived)

Blimey! I never realised.
I'd better tell the wife.
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:47, archived)

dont worry
you arent really married youve just been dreaming everything
( Dont point it at your face ....there was another cylinder came last night, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:50, archived)

Even this?
I agree with you about the long wheelbase Defender btw.
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:59, archived)