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( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:32, archived)

i usually use virgins blood
but ill try a conditioner wank next time
( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:34, archived)

a conditioner wank
sounds like something a personal trainer would have you do

"COME ON!! COME ON!! LETS HAVE ONE MORE PULL! YEAH GO ON!!!"
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:34, archived)

While virgins' blood is good, I'd have to say monkey milk works better for me.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:37, archived)

what about virgin monkeys?

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:37, archived)

Ooo.
Now there's something I hadn't thought of.
*Runs off to local supermarket to look for it*
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:38, archived)

pfft
good luck finding a non sexed simian in your local supermarket these days
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:41, archived)

you got some right cool stuff in your profile

( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:38, archived)

Ah, thank you muchly.
*Beams*
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:41, archived)

agreed

( Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:44, archived)

Boycott Shampoo!
Demand Real Poo!
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 1:25, archived)