Yes,
but I don't have an SUV
( nhojjohn Only the good dye Jung, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:34, archived)

I don't have an suv either

( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:35, archived)

Oh.
Planning to buy one in the near future, are you?
(Guillaume67, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:37, archived)

yeah
I was going to have it modified tho, so that it would run on solid lead and orphans
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:38, archived)

shame it cant run on spam emails

( Dont point it at your face or genitals, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:39, archived)

fucking shitty spam emails!

( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:42, archived)

No Puppies?
So disappointed...
(Guillaume67, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:39, archived)

hey, I've got to have something comfortable to sit on

( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:42, archived)

But all the rest is true of you too!
We could form a support group
( nhojjohn Only the good dye Jung, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:37, archived)

yeah!
we could erm, sit in a group and be like nervously standing up and saying "I'm [your name] I don't own an suv"

then someone else does

then everyone else does, all the time people are nodding and it's like "yeah.. yeah, just like me"

then we go silent and just look at the floor all embarrased

then the time for the session is over and everyone is all smiles and they put their coats on and all that and then go to their respective homes to cry, cry empty bitter tears of suv absence, and to dream of better days, that are either ahead of us, or long.. long gone
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 0:40, archived)