I want to know why people would want to be more like peep show's jeremy
Except for maybe that kinky American lass he was with.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:08, archived)

He encompasses anything that is painfully trendy and
cool,
like macs? apparently
do you want to be trendy and cool unlike that supersquare mark? no, buy a mac. That is the best evil apple manipulation can do clearly
(jamezp1, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:14, archived)

Surely
"Do you want to be, like jez, a failure, a wannabe, a closet case and a bit of a twat? Then buy a mac and let everyone know it."
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:18, archived)

They're just doing another series of peep show
because they're bbc two thing was awful
(jamezp1, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:20, archived)

13th april/peep show/not written by them/ GREAT
whenever/that blah blah/by them/shit
( executiverocker 594F552041524520412043554E54, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:25, archived)

you're nobody until you hang around all day drinking lattes in hoxton bars
on the wifi with your powerbook.

I know, I've seen them. They're cool.

Actually, I saw one of those cool types today in a trendy hoxton bar, using a powerbook on the free wifi, who had the smallest mac ever. Any he had the resolution right up so it was all high detail. and he had the smallest font going. Presumably to fit more than a sentence on the 12" screen. He spent the best part of an hour hunched over squinting at the thing. He'll probably need glasses if he carries on like that.

But fuck me he looked cool...

no, wait, hang on....
( .spanky wanky woodly woo, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:27, archived)

what a cool dude.

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is dead drowned in period blood., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:29, archived)

Shame he didn't realise
that Macs are girls computers
( .spanky wanky woodly woo, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:30, archived)

oh yeah real cool,
about as cool as a turd in a thermos!
( Zank Frappa, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:30, archived)

bad choice of metaphor.
I defy you not to think "hey that's pretty cool" upon receipt of said turd laden flask.
( .spanky wanky woodly woo, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:32, archived)

yes but imagine
for a second if you will actually needing a snapper in a flask in the first place and then getting one -
cooler than a henri winkler cryogenics kit!
( Zank Frappa, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:41, archived)